Mike's Ridiculous Blog

UPDATEPLZTHX!

2006-03-03T10:56:00.000-08:00

Wow long time no talk world... not that anyone would have noticed. Anyway a few things.

I'm working three jobs right now: A Business Machine associate for Staples; A self employed Math Tutor; and a teacher at Kimber Academy, which is a Mormon homeschooling program. Really Busy.
All my webcomics are down... too busy... :( Maybe some other time.
Check out either My Myspace Profile or My Band's Myspace Profile to see what I'm up too.
And I am on the verge of overhauling this page. If staples hadn't decided to call me in on Saturday... *grumble*

Anyway nice life people. Mahalo and Aloha.

Butt Bruises and Nipple Scissors oh my

2006-01-04T11:00:00.000-08:00

[Artist] Brand New (Cuz its Rachel and Emily's fault... noo the emoooo!)
[Album] Jack Johnson - In Between Dreams
[Song] Brand New - Me Vs. Madonna Vs. Elvis
[Learning] Umm.. making comic panels
[Playing] Nothin... Imagine that
[Mood] Nipples freezing...getting Jacket now...

Well Happy New Years! everyone! I hope everyone's was waaaay better than mine cuz mine sucked the big one... oh yeah. But hey... I traditionaly hate new years anyway soo...

2006 tho is going good so far. But still no job! WTF... does noone want to employ me... (more whining...). But in all seriousness I really can't complain. Life is good. I'm getting used to the cold (or at least resigned to it), I have a really good group of friends (who keep me out till 12:00 every day ... hahaha), and yeah... I'm happy. I can really call Simi Valley "home" now.

Oh and on important news: Welcome Home one Elder Kawaii Davis!!!!. Yeah punk, welcome home. Go pitch a tent for me somewhere!

And on sad depressing news... due to insurmountable peer pressure I have indeed opened a myspace... :P I'm trying to think of ways to use it other then to just mirror this blog. As of yet... there is absolutely nothing on it. But maybe soon I can get some... idk... whatever up there. Oh and if you wanna hear Claudio Sanchez's new side project check out my profile... I got him there somewhere... go "The Prize Fighter Inferno"!

Oh I went Ice Skating, and fell.... everywhere! Woot Woot! Awesome huh? yeah... totally random. Non sequitor. Thank goodness skating to Eric's house everyday has kept me in shape. Thanks Eric! If it wasn't for the fact that I was skating to your house to play video games... I'd totally be out of shape. Ironic huh? Actually you know what would be ironic? If we were made out of iron... anywayz. My butt is bruised... alot.

And what else have I been up to... nothin much. just updating the comixs, which can be found at Disconnected_ and KOTR. Disconnected is going to need characters soon! If you would like to appear on the strip please email me with your pictures!!! thanks! Lots of love. Peace and Chicken grease man, Wulf Out!!!

Disconnected_

2005-12-20T18:43:00.000-08:00

[Artist] BECK
[Album] Coheed and Cambria - GAIBSIV
[Song] Coheed and Cambria - The Suffering
[Learning] Scanning and Drawing
[Playing] RE4... brains!
[Mood] Rushed

Nothing new really. Just wanted to annouce the launch of me new comic Disconnected_ hand drawn and everything! Hope christmas is looking good for all of you guys!

Shh.. be vewy vewy quiet... I'm hunting jobs..

2005-12-15T15:41:00.000-08:00

[Artist] Saosin
[Album] Saosin "White EP: Translating the Name"
[Song] Coheed and Camrbia - A Favor House Atlantic
[Learning] Photsoshop FXS!
[Playing] FFTA... again
[Mood] Content

So waaay to much work on my webcomic... which can be found at:

but at least it's starting to look good. Check it out, read it, rate it ... if you dare... hahah... meh

Apparently if you are in need of dire medical help you gotta wait about 2 weeks to get it. My wrist... which is just getting worse, can't be looked at till Dec 22nd. pffft. eat me, and my wrist California Health Care. Whatevah.

Job hunting sucks... If I got a dollar for everytime someone asked me if I was a convicted fellon... I'd have a few more bucks. And I don't know which is worse... the paper forms that take forever, or the online forms that take forever...jeez. I gotta go through a 70 question "character analysis" online... ridiculous.

But at least things are going okay here. My home ward is pretty awesome. I am getting a decent group of friends that I know, oh and the girls at my ward are pretty cute (beat that GUAM!) and my age. And I have more or less accepted the fact that I will have to pile on the layers whenever I think of even stepping outside. bleah. Ooh ooh, but there are actually sidewalks here... which means I get to skate around _everywhere_ woot woot! Anyway... nothin else to write. Wulf out.

[KOTR] A little too much information or "how an RPG cliche' made my day"

2005-12-09T10:32:00.000-08:00

[Artist] Death Cab for Cutie
[Album] Open Hand "The Dream"
[Song] Daphne Love's Derby - Middle Middle
[Learning] to make sprite comics... still!
[PLaying] Final Fantasy X, Ogre Battle (Old School! on the PSP!), RE4
[Mood] Meh

New KOTR is up, available here !
Help me raise my ranking! Register and vote! Or just read... you wussy.

Well nothing much happening here thats _too_ dramatic. I did apply for a job at Hollister out of desperation. And totally came to my interview over dressed! The person who gave the interview said soemthing to the point of "Here at Hollister we are trying to promote a relaxed, beach lifestyle atmosphere" and I was thinking "great, you mean I would have looked better if I dressed up as I normally do?"

But in all honesty the two jobs I really want to look at is Gamesop and BestBuy. I still need to turn in my application to Gamestop. Bestbuy told me however that they won't have openings till the end of the "season". It seems the if you are employed between Nov 15 and Jan 15 you are considered a temporary, or seasonal employee. Which means I gotta wait till half a month after the new year to get a good job. Meh. Maybe I'll work for the blockbuster down the street from me... woah, serious deja vu there. Wulf out.

[KOTR] Update "Ask a stupid question..."

2005-12-07T16:39:00.000-08:00

[Artist] 3EB... for some reason
[Album] Circa Survive "Juturna" I really want to like Anthony Greens new band...
[Song] Acceptance - Permanent
[Learning] How to make sprite comics
[PLaying] GTA:SA, FFX, FE:SS
[Mood] Sprained wrist

Check out the new and improved KOTR, now hosted on www.smackjeeves.com. Clickey the banner to go to the newest comic. And if you want to be really nice... register and review the comic so i can get ranked... but otherwise just read it!

I keep trying to post a big update on this thing.. but I'm so friggin lazy. So it might not ever happen. Meh. Anyway... its hard to type. I messed up the wrist skating to the mall here. Bad things happen when you run into walls ;) Peace!

[KOTR] gnikniht sdrawkcab

2005-12-02T19:29:00.000-08:00

Strip 2 of Knights of the Ridiculous is up and I don't know if anybody is actually reading this! Next episode.. watch out for the complete list of RPG cliches to show up, in force yo! Check out the list at this place . Oh and if the title or panel doesn't make sense... try reading it backwards...

[KOTR] This is completeley RIDICULOUS

2005-12-01T15:59:00.000-08:00

Alright! The brand new KOTR begins TODAY! Knights of the Ridiculous: This is completely Ridiculous. Thanks to Modeseven for temporarily hosting the site. And if you know where to get FFTA backgrounds it would be much appreciated. Thanks!

Special Simi Valley edition

2005-11-21T16:06:00.000-08:00

[Artist] Coheed and Cambria : Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV!
[Album] Valencia "This Could be a Possibility"
[Song] Sherwood - Please Wait
[Learning] Coheed and Cambria - The Suffering
[Mood] It's Friggin Coooold Here!!!!

Just wanted to say what is up to everyone visiting this page. I hope you are appreciating the new layout cuz it took me my whole afternoon to do it... not that I was doing anythin else anywaaay. For all youz guys wanting to catch my new phone number just email me and I'll give it to ya. (I'm not actually dumb enuf to put my phone number on a public website ;)

Yes we finally moved!! For all of those who had heard that we'd be "moving soon" but never believed that we would actually do so... ha! Since I am totally computered out, I figure I will put up more cool stuff later. But for know... check out the new links (that don't look tacky) the lay out (some might call it gloomy, but I prefer a hope after thunderstom outlook) and color scheme (no more eye burning... sorry jay;)

More to come, stay tuned!!

New and Improved Featuring new layouts!
Advance Screening of future articles, coming soon to be!
[KOTR] and the return of the Knights of the Ridiculous

[KOTOR] Help me I have fish cancer

2005-08-23T19:17:00.001-07:00

[Artist] Jason Mraz
[Album] Art School "Love Hate"
[Song] Daphne Loves Derby - Hopeless Love
[Learning] How to steal images from another site (not working)
[Mood] Gnomz'd

Wooohoo! I haven't updated in a loooong time! First big thing. I am changing KOTP to KOToR: Knights of the ol' Ridiculous. I think its more fitting, and cuz its... kotor man. Everyone loves Kotor (Knights of the Old Republic) right? *random light saber noises ensue* Anyway, for know the comics are living on Gnomz.com . So check out the new [KOTOR]Help me I have fish Cancer

To do List

2005-07-31T23:51:00.000-07:00

[Artist] Daphne Loves Derby (Artist of August)
[Album] Jason Mraz
[Song] Spitalfield - Kill the Drama
[Learning] Daphne Loves Derby - Tennis Court Soundtrack and Closing Down the Pattern Department
[Mood] Rushed

Watched "Hot Chick", "Sky High", "Hitch", and "Meet the Fockers" this weekend, along with watching 40 youth during Youth Conference. Oh, and in case anyone is wondering Purple Rulz . Really quick post just to remind everyone I am not dead (I couldn't be typing now could I if I was). List of things that need to be done:

Change background to custom one
Forgot to add modeseven as a link... OMG
Get better [KOTP] up.
Figure out how to link reviews (using absolute linkage)
Get powerboard forums all activated
Get [tehmovies] and [tehanime] up, and provide links for [tehmusic]
Get all the picks up in photobucket
get up movie reviews
move to eyeswulf.modeseven.com ?

Anyway, really just for me to remind myself. I think i will try photoshopping some cool bgs and jazz. Oh, and check out the cool linkage. Level up: Pervert Paladin Lvl 7!

[LR] I wanna RAX's!!!

2005-07-26T22:13:00.000-07:00

[Artist] Acceptance
[Album] Spitalfield "Remember Right Now"
[Song] Mae- Skyline Drive
[Learning] Summer Fling - Nightmares and Lullabies or Love at the end of the World
[Mood] Menial Labor

Wasting time with the Davis's is fun beyond measure. It's nice to spend time with, how do you say, "Like Minded People" ie people who share my sense of humor and interests. You can say that a lot of my personality comes from spending overt amounts of time with Kawika, Kaipo, and Jason Davis. Thank you Bill and Wanda for adopting a partime wayward child. Nothing gets you out of a slight depression better then a ridiculous amounts of time spent with friends :3 And refreshed by my recent encounter I now proceed to a List Ridiculous!!!

Yeah I am rolling around right now in my totally awesome Toyota Previa due to the heirarchy of vehicular transportation that exists in the family. See we don't acutally individually own cars, we all "borrow" them from the family. Meaning when a car goes down everyone gets pushed down the heirarchy. Example: My mom's Chrysler Montana went down for the battery count (as did Kaipo's 'stang by happenstance), but instead of my mom taking the spare car, she instead takes my car (Toyota Corolla) and I get pushed down to the Toyota Previa. Hence my new whip ... chick.
I took a gander into the previously mentioned Montana to see what I could do about the afformentioned battery problem. One thing I must say: "Chrysler, suck my balls, I hate you". Let me explain. The battery is in what I can only call a vehicular hood coffin. There is a strut bar directly above and right of the battery. Propped between the strut bar and the edge of the hood is the friggin fuse box, which is consequently right above the battery. The battery is so crowded and hidden that to jump the battery you have to access a remote terminal, and I don't even want to think about the complications of replacing the battery.
Okay, I lied. I did think, and try to remove the battery. The wrench slipped off the strut bar and I hurt my guitar hand... :'(
I totally missed out on watching the Directors comentary of House of the Dead by the ridiculously talented Uwe boll . Nuts. Mr. "I like to do product placement because I get free whoppers at Burger King". Sweet.

Oh, and did I hear you say that you wanted to be just as ridiculous as me? but you don't know how? Lets start with the definition of what makes life interesting and the vernacular of those who walk the path less travelled. I call it the RAX's method (read it totally ROCKS!!!)

Ridiculous This word should be used with much ampage to describe anything of great note. Whether it is bad or good, ridiculous things are everywhere and are worthy of note. Think funny, but leveled up and doing the fuzion dance with interesting. "Man, I watching house of the dead and it was ridiculous."
Awesome This word has only a positive conotation and a sarcastic conotation. Never should be used in a negatory manner, unless competley sarcastic. "Duude, is that a coded arms ISO loader for the PSP, thats awesome!"
Extreme AKA Xtreme This last one is interesting becuase it should mostly be used for hyperbole purpose unless something is 100% genuinely extreme. Most commercialized products giving homage to a sports or alternate life style fit the hyperbole usage. "Mountain Dew EXTREME!!!!". Note the excessive use of caps and exclamations.
Rocks Also known as Totally Rawks this adjective should only be used to describe something if it is really really good. Its rockness should supercede all the other 3 previous adjectives. Being of equal but greater parts of ridiculous, awesome, and xtreme it is the most revered monicker. "Dude, Saosin totally rawks (my socks may be added here as well)!!!"

There you have it. A quick guide to how you too can be just as xtreme, awesome, and ridiculous as me ;) Rock out buddy. More to [KOTP] and [Movie Reviwes] to come. Oh and the improved [KOTP] layout is due to some saaavy coding (friggin hangin slash p's) and the pictures are now hosted by Filcloud. Rock on.

[KOTP] Sophomoric Humor

2005-07-25T21:05:00.000-07:00

Ever had a friend who so vehemently denies that he/she is dirt stupid? Everyone around them knows that she is stupid, but she keeps trying to prop herself up that she is not, or finds a way to get out of a situation when her ignorance is braught to light. Well I know someone who is not my friend per se but an acquaintance who fits this bill perfectly. It also helps that she's hopelessly blonde. And I do hope she doesn't read this. This is an excerpt from our conversation: Knights of the Pervert!

Mike So, are you in college yet?
Bonnie I'm almost done! I'm a Junior!
Mike Really? Wow! Whats your major?
Bonnie I don't have one...
Mike Really? You're a Junior and you don't have a major? I know in a Liberal Arts College you are required to declare a major by Sophomore Year. I don't know how it works in a Community College...
Bonnie No I am finishing up my general education credits and getting my GED [note that this is redundant to say]
Mike GED? Isn't that only 2 years?
Bonnie Ummm what?
Mike Bonnie Junior is three years and Sophomore is two years
Bonnie ...
Mike So which are you? Junior or Sophomore?
Bonnie It doesn't matter. Look, I've gotta go. *goes offline*

Awesomeness. LOLZ. More KOTP and LR's and a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory review to come up.

Level Up again homiez [LR] Double Sided Love

2005-07-24T18:51:00.000-07:00

[Artist] Acceptance
[Album] Spitalfield "Remember Right Now"
[Song] Spitalfield - Kill The Drama
[Learning] Alkaline Trio - Goodbye Forever, Armor For Sleep - The Truth About Heaven, Spitalfield - Kill the Drama, Daphne Loves Derby - Closing Down the Pattern Departmnet
[Mood] Excitable

Alright! So to make up for a week of no updates I come to you with two very cool updates. A Photo Album and a Power Board . These will soon be incorported into the sideboard with Java, but for now be satisfied! I am uploading the pics right now and it is taking forevah! man. Thanks to Jay and Elder Mcewan for the suggestions of FREE tools to use. I have not spent a single cent for any of this! So for anyone who has taken a pic with me since basically the end of last school year your pics are going up.... soon. But while you're waiting, why don't you check out the List Ridiculous!

If you examine the [learning] tag you will note Spitalfield - Kill the Drama. I have a sinking suspicion that the rythm guitar is in fact just one chord, that being a D, and the rest simply bass and lead guitar work. I came to this conclusion after checking all the other 24! chords on the fretboard. If anyone knows different, leave a comment.
Band practice is going to start again, after a 2 week hiatus!
I was at Payless when I chanced upon what, on first inspection, seemed to be a double sided condom. WTF? And then as I walked around it I realized that it was, in fact a deflated heart balloon. Which leads to this hypothesis: Love looks like a double sided condom till you blow it. Ridiculous (and slightly p)
I happened to meet the Elder that April said, in her own words, "was really annoying becuase he would not stop talking to me and kept trying to show off when we were playing volleyball". I can in fact confirm that he does 1) suck in volleyball, yet would not stop talking about how he "used to be good" and 2) he does flirt a lot, which was evident as he moved from one group of YW to another. Rob the cradle of love Elder. And McEwan, if you know who I am talking about, you better not mention it!
I spoke earlier of getting paid to baby-sit, ie Summer School. Well the fruits of my labor are in. I was getting paid $20 an hour to baby sit! Awesome!
Taxes took $500 of that. Not Awesome!
Anybody who watched Ron and I perfom Acceptance's "Take Cover" at pioneer day... sorry. As what happened at Talent Show at SJ, someone messed with my amp's volume, not only making it uncomfortabley load, but drowing out the microphone. Thats the 2nd time!! If anyone says 3rd times a charm they get a sucker punch from my Stratocaster.
Oh and our trip around the island was awesome: except for the fact that our destination, which took us 2 hours to go to, was only a 30 minute drive from our starting point.

Anyway, I'll get a movie review and a KOTP up shortly after I upload more pics. Double Chop level up! Level 6 Pervert Paladin homey!

Liberate Me porfavor

2005-07-20T22:57:00.000-07:00

[Artist] Acceptance
[Album] Beck (Mongolian Chop Squad) OST
[Song] Alkaline Trio - Goodbye Forever
[Learning] Acceptance - Take Cover (acoustic), Alkaline Trio - Goodbye Forever, Fall Out Boy - Sugar We're Goin Down
[Mood] Sad

Well in Guam its happy Liberation Day. Seeing as I am neither Chammoro nor an American citizen, I am excersizing my right not to feel liberated, AKA tight pants and constricting shirts. For all of those who sit patiently to update my page (all 2 of you) sorry about the delay. My very close friend left island and now I am all EMO! WTF. Time to write another bad song (refer to first comic)... :P Oh, and I found out why I am glad to be on Blogger instead of Xanga . Xanga makes me feel really claustrophobic. Waaay to much junk going on there... Scawwy. No List Ridiculous at the moment, maybe when I get out of my blues. But there is some KOTP

Utaro Duude, the new Rufio Album is out!!! Must get now!!!
Mike Dude, Rufio Sucks.
Utaro Hey shut up
Mike Hahahah You and your Emo stuff
Utaro psh, whatever
Mike undeniably the guitar playing is awesome, but his voice makes my ears bleed
Utaro haha
Mike hmm, maybe I'll check it out though, Rufio's lead singer seems to be maturing ie hitting puberty
Utaro LOLZ

So just in case you didn't know, the new Rufio Cd is out. I'll be checking them out. More Emo goodness, but I am in the mood for that i guess Oh and a homage to the OG Coders and Gmail

Jason Oh, btw, you got an email. I found the Artfights info again
Mike what? ohhhh to my gmail?
Jason yeah, to gmale
Mike hehehehe
Jason Don't even want to check if that works, after checking Hotmale
Mike *goes check* hmmm, doesn't work. Saaaad :'(
---later---
Jason I think I am going to art some tonight.
Mike Artfight? Someone needs to deal with that rainbow buttblow I blew out 3 years ago.
Jason I've been planning my part for 3 years then
Mike Sweet, I await with deliciousness.
---even later---
Mike Yo would you ever use frames?
Jason Nah, frames are so 98
Mike Man, I thought frames where awesome once. Yeah ... 1898 ... oooh
Jason yeah, they drew their webpages on parchment with quill and ink
Mike extreme coding
Jason by george i've got a new thing. its called frames my good man
Mike coincides with ben franklin shocking his butt with a kite. "look, I discovered windows!"
Jason yeah was trying to email george washington
Mike ahh you DC'd him in your reply? or DCC'd him?
Jason bfranklin69@kitemail.net
Mike hahaha, One if by email
Jason Two if by c:\

Edit to Post
Sweetness! Fixed the Javascript for tehportal, so it is an actualy working portal. and worked teharchive to display properly. SWEET! Pervert Paladin levels up to LVL 4!

Harry Pothead and the Half-Baked Prince

2005-07-15T17:58:00.000-07:00

Hahaha! Remember those Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stoned t-shirts? Well Thank you J.K. Rowling for giving us another ridiculous title to mess with. And yes, I got the book in my hands at this very moment... well not at the moment, because I'm typing. Look! Now I am typing with one hand on the keyboard and one one the book. *sweet* On to the List Ridiculous

Harry Pothead and the Half-Baked Prince *snicker*
I just payed $30 for a book that will take me 3 or less hours to finish. Thats about $10 per hour of entertainment. Man, why do I buy the cow when I can get the milk for free?
I went to Taco Bell and tried to order their new Crunchwrap EXTREME!!. I went up to the cashier and said "can I get a crunchwrap?" "A what?" "A crunchwrap, your new item" *blank stare* "On the poster" "OH! You want a Crunchwrap EXTREME! shure shure, coming right up!." I mean, how can it be EXTREME when there is no Crunchwrap regular?
Jason told me that my page looks messed up on Firefox which I still haven't figured out. But just as a side note: A long time ago my friend Michael Garcia wanted to start an email, so he parodied mine. Except back then my email was ice_wulf@lycos.com. So he did fire_fox@hotmail.com!!!. Now.. I totally don't know if that had anything with Mozilla creating firefox... but just to point out... that name was ripped of me and my friend from about 10 years ago. EXTREME!
Jason updated Modeseven and it totally rawks! Chamoru holding condom! "It's all wrapped up and good to go"(Crunchwrap Extreme Motto)!
I typed this entire post without a mouse. EXTREME. So I am too lazy to do the tags on top, I will do that later. However, one tag change needs special mention.
[Album] Beck (Mongolian Chop Squad) OST!!!! Yes! Thank you Ryan Brassuel for giving me back the joy of "Spice of Life","Mind Blower", and "Face", not to mention "Blue Moon Sway" in a Dy.Bre. feat. Koyuki, and a Maho and Koyuki duet. Ridiculous!

[KOTP]Banging Sticks and Buttholes

2005-07-14T20:24:00.000-07:00

Mike [eyeswulf.blogspot.com] Dude you, Sully, and Will need to get together a band. All you need is a drummer.
Rehab is for quitters Yeah we already are. We're looking at St. Paul's and Harvest for a drummer.
Mike [eyeswulf.blogspot.com] St. Paul's? Dude, everyone at St. Paul's is gay.
Rehab is for quitters Hahaha.. but they're good drummers.
Mike [eyeswulf.blogspot.com] Well... I guess you have to be homosexual to be good at banging sticks.

jason Man, I'm getting bit by mosquitos.
mike In the office?
jason Yeah, I think someone left the back door open.
mike Yeah, don't you hate it when things get to you through the back door?
jason At least they're not biting my butthole.

I can't seem to drive slooow enuf

2005-07-14T16:40:00.000-07:00

[Artist] Acceptance
[Album] Starting Line - Based on a True Story
[Song] Yellow Card - "Ocean Avenue (acoustic)"
[Learning] Acceptance - "Take Cover (acoustic), Debby loves Derby - Tennis Court Romance
[Mood] last night: Akward; today: Absent Minded

Lets just start today's post with a:
List Ridiculous

To commemorate our last night playing pool together, April and I decided to play the worst game of pool, evah.
I accidently decided to watch "Good Eats" on the food channel before cooking dinner and picking April up. This is ridiculous either in 1) I opted to watch someone cook food instead of cooking my own, or 2) I decided to watch a white guy cook food instead of a white girl play pool. You decide.
I succesfully retrieved and lost my school folder 3 times this week at the office, culminating in me making a mad rush to the office at 7:45 AM this morning because grades are due today.
It took me one try to open the lock on the office, but took me three to turn the alarm back on, close the door, and properly lock the latch. So I've come to the decision that it is easier to break in then break out of our office.
My students are throwing me an end of Summer School Party (thanks guys ;), and I still don't know where Alupang Beach Tower is.

Oh, and once I finish watching Anchorman, Legend of Ron Burgandy I will put up what I think is ridiculous of that movie. But I am going to finish with a quote at the end.

Oh and to the person(s) that saw me totally akward last night... sorry if I was totally stupid. Totally;)

Ron Burgandy So I'll pick you up... 9? Downstairs? What?
Veronica Corningstone YOU HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION!
Ron Burgandy Sure I do.... oh... oh my. Well... I am just going to go take a walk now. Nothing to see here folks! Go back to work! Don't act like you're not impressed!

Knights of the Pervert

2005-07-13T21:00:00.000-07:00

Its a test comic, made in practically no time whatsover. But hopefully more stuff will come up. Expect a KOTP ring on the side bar, and a cast comic.

Hey Jason, we should start artfights again.

Do the Funky Twist

2005-07-13T17:23:00.000-07:00

[Artist] Acceptance
[Album] Starting Line - Based on a True Story
[Song] Acceptance - "Take Cover (acoustic)"
[Learning] Acceptance - "Take Cover (acoustic), Debby loves Derby - Tennis Court Romance
[Mood] Frustrated

So after getting all pumped up to play basketball yesterday, what do I do within the first hour of playing? Mess up my ankle... again. Crap. And the sad thing was... I was already wearing an ankle brace... so WTF? Why did I pay $20 for this thing if it doesn't work?!?!

So anyway.. on to the List Ridiculous!!!

I twist my ankle while already wearing an ankle brace. WTF
Why does "I could care less" and "I couldn't care less" mean the same thing?
I tried figuring out number 2, but I couldn't care less.
I'm doing this during math class.
It's the second to the last day, I don't have a lesson plan.
Wait... never had a lesson plan to begin with anyway...

On to something not ridiculous, me and Ron and Carlos got some good jamming time in. sweet. So I have a new tag dedicated to songs I am currently [learning] on guitar. And I've been listening to them all day *thumbs up*.

And to something dorky, I would totally love to meet a chick like this . Check back a few pages to see the entire story of the scion. Oh and this page is officially JavaScript enabled. So if you can't see the link... sucks to be you. Pervert Paladin -10hp to leg armor.

Edit to post
So I took out the javascript because for some reason blogger keeps disenabling em. Meh, Jason helped me out with the html. But its still java on the side byatches.

List Ridiculous

2005-07-12T22:56:00.000-07:00

[Artist] Acceptance
[Album] Starting Line - Based on a True Story
[Song] Saosin - Mookies Last Christmas
[Mood] Impatient

I was thinking in the Knights of the Round Table one seat was know as Seat Perilous. I believe it is the seat the Sir Lancelot, known as the best of Knights of the Round save for Arthur himself, sat. Well I think then that it is more then appropriate for a Pervert Paladin lvl. 3 to have a List Ridiculous !!!

so on with the List Ridiculous
1. I spend my math class playing Fifa soccer and Pasoy Dos with my kids.
2. They pay me to do this.
3. They pay me more to babysit kids then they do to fix computers.

But I do love my job. When my kids don't piss me off. Meh. I will try to get some better lists out, but I thought I'd give that a try. Oh and just a public service announcemnt:

Jason, update your webpage

[Movie Review] Teh New Guy

2005-07-12T16:02:00.000-07:00

So I come home at 11:00 pm and I decide that I really need to watch another movie before I go to sleep (having previosly watched another earlier that night) and so I pull out "The New Guy" . It's a story of a dork (DJ Qualls as Dizzy Harrisson) from a highschool who suffers the ultimate humiliation, having his penis bent at a right angle in front of the entire school. awww SNAP! So after some very incredulous events he gets sent to prison where he gets tutored in all things cool by .... EDDIE GRIPHON!! yes, the undercovah brothah himself. So Dizzy Harrison moves to another highschool and becomes Gill Harrison and is a total Bad A. Yes, with the Motor Cycle and the blond hair and totally kicking A (well actually he gets thought a move to kick peoples balls in prison, go figure)

And in the process he happens to impress the head cheerleader. Yes, reliving her role from Bring It On, ELIZA DUSHKU!!! as Danielle, in my opinion on of the hottest girls alive. Not only does she spend the entire movie dressed in either her cheerleader uniform, very stylish highschool clothes, or jeans and a bandana top, but it also features a 5 minute bikini dream sequence care of Eddie Griphon (Luther), which he responds to by saying "sorry, I've been in prison a long time;)" Luther is the narrator of this highschool story.

So this brings very interesting parallels to my life cuz... dude... I was a dork in highschool. And know I teach at my highschool. And its sooo funny to think about the things I thought were soooo important back then, and watch other students go through the same thing and thing, and think "dang, this is all soo dumb". I also have thoughts of what I would have done if Eliza Dushku went to my Highschool. Did I think I was stupid in highschool? Oh mercy yes. Would I change any of it? No, becuase my mistakes made me who I am. And this movie does a decent job of showing it. That and the dork gets Eliza Dushku in the end, so seeing as I totally relate to the guy, thats a silent victory for me. Oh, and David Hasselholf makes a cameo appearance in the end. EXTREME!!!

Luther "I've had a lot of bad things happen to me in prison"
Dizzy "I had my penis bent sideways by an 80 year old women in front of the entire scool"
Luther ".... okay, you win"

Level Up!!!

2005-07-11T23:39:00.000-07:00

If you think its cool that you can leave comments now (and you want to comment on it) you should thank bloggers very helpful "help" function which gave me all the raw code to put it on.

And if you think the colors and setup of the page is awesome you should definatly thank jason for helping me through it all, on MSN! *gasp. Here's a little excerpt of the converstation.

jason says:
man you should get an image off the manga and colorize it to blue or whatever
I'm not racing anyone, anyone says:
whats really cool is I can blog from email with blogger
I'm not racing anyone, anyone says:
awesome!!!
jason says:
oh really?
I'm not racing anyone, anyone says:
yeah]
jason says:
thats pretty cool
jason says:
but with m7 i can blog with telepathic rays
I'm not racing anyone, anyone says:
gaaaaaay...
I'm not racing anyone, anyone says:
is dat on the same frequency as gaaaaydar?
jason says:
no thats a level lower. its on par with mind bullets

So after 3 hours of working on my webpage, and not doing real work, this blog looks kinda decent. Pervert Paladin levels up to LV3!

[Movie Review] Mr. and Mrs. Pitt

2005-07-11T15:14:00.002-07:00

[Artist] Acceptance
[Album] Starting lIne - Based on a True Story
[Song] Spitalfield "I Love The Way She Said LA"
[Mood] Tired

Man... there's gotta be a better way to format those tags up there. Maybe should just post straight from html.... hmmmmm. hehehe. Now I know why Will just goes straight to code and ussually skips all the stuff in between. Its the suX0r man!!!1 *raises fist* But if you know me you know I have very peculiar habits about my music. [Artist] is for my artist of the month, sort of the band that I generally apreciate this month. [Album] is album of the week, the cd that will stay in my car for the week and I will generally play the crap out of. [Song] just happens to be the song I am listening to right at this moment. And [Mood] is how I am feeling at the moment I type the tag. man... I am sooo emo.

So its day 3 of my new swimming workout, and man it just keeps getting harder every day. I started my 30 laps, and to begin with my left arm started cramping... wtf. That and I kept losing count, so for all I know I swam 36 laps today... I have no idea. And then by the time I get to my sit-ups I am sooo tired that they are pretty crappy. I can't do my soccer sit-ups anymore either. Its a crunch and a leg life at the same time, something that my first soccer coach punished us with. talking about my first soccer coach, I saw him in the newspaper. He's coaching womens national soccer, and one of his players is my cross-country coach, who was also the coach of the girls soccer team that I managed. funky.

And yesterday I watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith again, and it was worth it. LMAO it was a good movie. Its just funny to think that a directer can make a movie just about two sexy people doing sexy things and just walking around looking sexy, but there it is. Kinda like oceans eleven and twelve ;) That and I think Bradd Pitt just looks sexy doing ... whatever... hahaha. Oh and Angelina Joline is okay. Actually she is more then okay when compared to _Jennifer Anniston_ .... man. And in all honesty, they look waaaay better together. Dude... they have Bradd pit running around shooting people in underwear, undershirt, and galoshes (rain boots)... Ridiculous!

Oh and talking about ridiculous, April and I watched it with: Rhona, Rhona Lisa, and Ronald Christian Hidalgo; Rona and Ron Jr. Roberts, and Robbie Gibb. RRRRRRRRidiculous. Oh, but anyone wondering wether they should watch this movie, definatley. Its quite a treat to watch two very sexy people (argueably _the_ sexiest) just go around killing people and having marital problems. Jeez, I hope I can be that sexy having marital problems in the future... pffft. Man, I wish I could be just that sexy.... Brad Pitt *drool*

After the movie we went to Kings, which was okay. I mean... I had an awesome pepper steak, but April seemed unsatisfied by her HUGE salad. And Lisa and Rhona didn't finish their food. Chris seemed happy tho, with is $10 of Fried Chicken!!! I mean... who just orders something without checking the menu for the price? "Just get me fried chicken" ... wtf? 6 people for $50... pretty expensive. They steak there was like 11.25. I can buy 4 steaks for $20 and cook em myself...man. But I had a good cheap dinner (if 5.25 is cheap) and I was full.

Then we went and played pool. Me and April totally rocked out our first game, finished it in like like 5 minutes and we were both on the 8-ball when she won, and then Robbie came in after dropping off the Hidalgos and suddeny, *bang* I can't play pool anymore!?!? My shots wouldn't go straight, my banks and combos where all not working. I had to revert back to my old style of playing pool to get back into my groove. Back to hardcore slicing. When I started learning how to play pool back in BYUH the first thing I learned was how to slice, especially in the side pockets. I always hated the corner pockets back in the day, cuz for some reason I'd always hit one of the banks and totally mess up my shot, while the sides have no banks that you can hit on the way in. It was, in all honesty a wierd day. But still got to win 2 out of like 6, so not too bad. Went home and realized that I returned 40 days and 40 nights to blockbuster, so I think I need to rent it again to watch it. Anway, peace out, and if anybody else but me is reading this, I hope you like the new lay-out and I'll try to change the font and maybe get some album reviews and game reviews. And work out how to organize reviews (Jason?). And maybe this site will move to the oh so stylish modeseven.com. Meh, peace out. Pervert Paladin afflicted with slow.

Marriage Counselor "So how many times have you had sex this week?"
Brad Pitt "Ummm"
Angelina Joline "wait... I don't get the question"
Brad Pitt "Me neither, is this a 1-10 question?"
Angelina Joline "yeah, is 1 very little sex, or none because technically 0 is none and..."
Marriage Counselor "Just how many times"
Brad Pitt "Do weekends count?"

[Movie Reviw] pooooooltergeist!

2005-07-10T15:45:00.000-07:00

I tried changing the html on this blogger, but ended up totally messing up the tables. Well I have to learn how to do hmtl over again anyway.... :p But anyway... the weekend was toootally productive... not. I was staring at the code of the page ... and I realized I forgot all my hmtl... *snap*. So there I was in church looking at 14 pages of html and I was like... who am I kidding? I'm gonna need to google each and everyone on of these tags and find out what the f they mean, and then get an html color guide and all that jazz... so much work.

Other stuff from the weekend: Started playing brotherhood in arms, stella deus, starwars battlefields, and starwars commandos, and I almost mastered Fifa soccer on the PSP... beat AC Milan with the Brazil internacional team. *sweet*

Oh and I got to watch the Poltergiest with Kawika, April, Dan, Mikol. Which was... an experience. It was like the first part of the movie was all suspense and totally mind freaking stuff, and then you think the movie is done, then they get the girl in the bathtub... and your like no freaking way. And then she's on the bed in only a t-shirt, and then the poltergeist decides to (wait for it) start UNDRESSSING her! OMGWTF... PERVERT POLTERGIESTS!! RIDICULOUS! And so I know where they got the ghost sex scene in Scary Movie 2. Awesome. Pervert paladin level up! Plus 20 Hp!

Dad"You left the graves you bastard! You moved the headstone but you didn't dig up the graves!!!!!!"

Henshin A Go Go Baby!

2005-07-07T22:36:00.000-07:00

As per suggestion of the venerable Jason Davis I have made the move from www.livejournal.com/users/eyeswulf to this great site. I hope that blogger is a bit more powerful and customizable then the lame livejournal .... :P But we'll see. In any case... this is just a test blog anyway. But anyway.... Level 1 Pervert Paladin, a go go baby!

I love My PSP ( + [ ] :: )

2005-07-06T13:36:00.000-07:00

I would just like to dedicate this entry to my most favorite toy: My PSP. I don't leave home without that thing. Its my baby. I mean... imagine all the toys that I would have to bring with me just to match it. I would need an mp3 player, an mp4 player, picture viewer, a laptop (for the emulators) and of course, something to play games with. But instead I carry it all in a very sexy and oh so stylish Sony multimedia center aka the Playstation Portable. Even cooler I was reading on www.pspnfo.com that they hacked the PSP!!! Yes.. play downloaded iso's on your PSP. I mean... emulators was cool enuf.. but current PSP games hax0red.... awesome. Now I'm just waiting for a GBA emulator... ooh burn. Then I won't have to lug around my shiny metal brick.. aka the DS.

However I still have hope for the Nintendo reject. There are some cool games coming out for it. And I Really do think that having a touch screen can really revolutionize the way RPGs and active time battles can be faught. I mean imagine actually moving your characters around the map with a stylus. Or instead of your standard menu based system... point and click interface... awesome. But for know... still praying and waiting. It has the potential. I mean.. with a stylus and the second screen we are talking about a pocket computer (with the built it... whatever connectivity signal the DS uses). And if only they would release a real PDA function for the Ds... *sigh*. Still waiting for the revolution nintendo... but I already have the future ... in my pants. I love you PSP.